Tag: Kitten’s Diary

The Thursday Night Booty Text

The Thursday Night Booty Text

Dear Diary, I swear I was minding my own business.  It was a Thursday night and I was home alone doing something admirably responsible like multi-tasking laundry, dishes, cleaning, bills, car maintenance, organic meal planning and yoga.  Something like that. It was 6:30 PM.  The dog had eaten, I’d changed into PJs because I wasn’t going anywhere.  I mean, come...Read More
Stop! You’re Making Me Blush!

Stop! You’re Making Me Blush!

Dear Diary, There are so many challenges in dating when you have kids.  When do you introduce them to your new boyfriend? Is your new suitor worth the cost of a babysitter?  What if you get stood up and you've paid the babysitter $40?  What if your kids catch you kissing him by the car? What if? What if? A...Read More
Love, or Something Like That

Love, or Something Like That

Dear Diary, You know when you are in the early stages of a relationship where you still have him mostly convinced you are awesome and sane, but you start to feel like things might be getting more serious? It's like you're overcome by strange heart palpitations, out-of-the-blue fits of giggles and you catch yourself singing the most disgusting love songs...Read More
The Real Reason I’m Single

The Real Reason I’m Single

Dear Diary, I can’t stand that question, “Why are you single?” Why are we so often asked tedious, intrusive questions, especially around the holidays? Why do our family members feel entitled to know intimate details of our lives? Just because they’ve known us since we were in diapers doesn't mean they are entitled to know what goes on when we...Read More
Great First Date

Great First Date

Dear Diary, I had a wonderful first date tonight with Mark. We ate on the water with the boats passing by the tall windows. The lights from the restaurant and the boats reflected on the water and made everything seem shimmery and magical.  He told me about his work and his passions and his trip last summer to Egypt. We...Read More
So Much In Common!

So Much In Common!

Dear Diary, You know that moment when you are on a date and it is going really well; the conversation is smooth, your outfit is perfect, you're wondering what his lips will taste like after dinner... And you are thinking "oh mah gawd! We have SO MUCH in common!" Because of course, you are looking for compatibility and you will...Read More