Category: Humor

Two Nasty Habits Everyone Has That Sabotage All Your Dates

Two Nasty Habits Everyone Has That Sabotage All Your Dates

There are so many singles in the dating world. Not only are there numerous singles, but there are also singles who have been single for years. Years and years. Many years. So. Many. Years. These aren’t single people who choose to be single, or who shy away from social situations and dating. These are people who are actually trying to...Read More
The Thursday Night Booty Text

The Thursday Night Booty Text

Dear Diary, I swear I was minding my own business.  It was a Thursday night and I was home alone doing something admirably responsible like multi-tasking laundry, dishes, cleaning, bills, car maintenance, organic meal planning and yoga.  Something like that. It was 6:30 PM.  The dog had eaten, I’d changed into PJs because I wasn’t going anywhere.  I mean, come...Read More
Stop! You’re Making Me Blush!

Stop! You’re Making Me Blush!

Dear Diary, There are so many challenges in dating when you have kids.  When do you introduce them to your new boyfriend? Is your new suitor worth the cost of a babysitter?  What if you get stood up and you've paid the babysitter $40?  What if your kids catch you kissing him by the car? What if? What if? A...Read More
The Art and Science of the Leave Behind

The Art and Science of the Leave Behind

In marketing, a leave-behind is a piece of printed material that is left after a sales call, presentation or meeting.  It generally has contact information, company or service information, and is branded to reflect the company or agent. The purpose of the leave-behind in marketing is three-fold: To give the potential customer something to reinforce the sales message To ensure...Read More
Love, or Something Like That

Love, or Something Like That

Dear Diary, You know when you are in the early stages of a relationship where you still have him mostly convinced you are awesome and sane, but you start to feel like things might be getting more serious? It's like you're overcome by strange heart palpitations, out-of-the-blue fits of giggles and you catch yourself singing the most disgusting love songs...Read More
The Real Reason I’m Single

The Real Reason I’m Single

Dear Diary, I can’t stand that question, “Why are you single?” Why are we so often asked tedious, intrusive questions, especially around the holidays? Why do our family members feel entitled to know intimate details of our lives? Just because they’ve known us since we were in diapers doesn't mean they are entitled to know what goes on when we...Read More