• Dating Advice,  Essay

    He Doesn’t Care About Your Personality That Much If You are Attractive

    Your personality, your accomplishments, your beautiful apartment and your fancy degree really don’t matter much if you’re hot. Okay so if you are a giant bitch, attention whore or a whiny, entitled brat he might care–a little. But even then, desire is a powerful thing and he might be able–or imagine he is able– to put all that crap out of his mind long enough to get a chance to fuck you. I mean, we can all tolerate some bad behavior in small doses, right? And if you are really hot, he will just weigh the advantages and disadvantages of putting up with your shit for a few hours so he…

  • Attraction,  Dating Advice,  Essay

    How To Write An Online Dating Profile

    I’ve read a lot of online profiles and most are terrible. Women’s dating profiles read like vacation wish lists. “I like dining out! Theater! Travel! Music! Scuba diving! Adventure! Visa! Discover!” Men’s dating profiles read like testimonials from a self-help book. “I’ve learned from my mistakes. I’m ready to love again and give my whole heart.” Most people use their profile like as sales tool but have no experience in sales and are unfamiliar with the product (themselves) and don’t understand the market. On the flip side, as “customers” too many read a dating profile as absolute truth. Tell a woman that a vitamin will reduce her cholesterol or an…

  • Dating Advice,  Essay,  Humor

    The Art and Science of the Leave Behind

    In marketing, a leave-behind is a piece of printed material that is left after a sales call, presentation or meeting.  It generally has contact information, company or service information, and is branded to reflect the company or agent. The purpose of the leave-behind in marketing is three-fold: To give the potential customer something to reinforce the sales message To ensure the customer knows how to contact you, and To raise their awareness through repeat impressions (called frequency) Simply put, if you leave something behind, it will be seen repeatedly, even casually, that’s as good as an advertising message. Unless, of course, you throw it away. In dating, a leave-behind is…

  • Dating Advice,  Essay

    Ladies, Don't Swipe Left

    Ladies, If you’re on Tinder, you are familiar with swiping left to reject someone from your matches, and right to show interest. It’s easy to make a quick decision based  on appearance but there’s one thing that might be getting in the way of you finding a great guy: his picture face. Many guys just don’t like pictures or think about the camera when it’s on them.  They struggle to find pictures of themselves because they just don’t have that many.  Well, to be honest, outside of giving you a sense of their features, you can’t tell anything about a man from his pictures. Don’t swipe left on the guys…

  • Dating Advice,  Essay,  Humor

    The Spider Tank

    Ladies, You need to find out how the man you are dating handles stress. The sooner the better. You don’t want to get emotionally attached and then find out he has a nasty temper. You also want to make sure that if things get serious, he’s going to be able to handle all the squirmy stuff you don’t want to deal with. By the second or third date, I will invite my date into my house and ask him to sit and wait for me in the living room while I finish getting ready. I keep this tank in the living room. (pictured). Invariably, my date will search the tank,…

  • Dating Advice,  Essay,  Humor

    Boyfriend Box

    What do you do when you break up with a guy and he’s still got stuff at your house?  It depends on how much stuff and how the break up went, but you’ve just got to get rid of it.  Don’t keep it around for sentimental value because you know the sentiment you will feel when you see it? Anger.  You don’t need that.  Get rid of it! Unless it’s something like his car or his passport, just get rid of it. That’s the price of a relationship, you lose your sunglasses, a T shirt, toiletries, etc.  Tough luck buddy, you also lost an amazing girl but way to focus…

  • Dating Advice,  Essay

    Relationship Arson

    Are you committing Relationship Arson? Are you unhappy in your relationship and so instead of addressing the changes that need to be made in yourself or working to reignite the spark with your partner or going through the hard process of leaving and potentially being alone are you having an emotional or sexual affair with someone else? I’ve noticed sometimes people can’t muster the strength of will to make necessary changes in their life but they have an urgent need for change. So instead of moving out piece by piece and leaving the house (or their partner) in tact for the next occupant, they burn the whole house down. Only…