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Two Nasty Habits Everyone Has That Sabotage All Your Dates

Two Nasty Habits Everyone Has That Sabotage All Your Dates

There are so many singles in the dating world. Not only are there numerous singles, but there are also singles who have been single for years. Years and years. Many years. So. Many. Years. These aren’t single people who choose to be single, or who […]

Broke Ass Single Mom Life Hacks for Christmas

Go from ghetto to glitter for less than $50!! 1. Use a fake tree. It only costs money once. Let’s pretend you at least have a tree. Also, fake trees come with their own tree stand. That’s stability right there. Now you have something hard, […]

This Date-ish Thing

This Date-ish Thing

Dear Diary, So there’s this new guy …. We met on Match.com and he seemed smart and engaging enough to keep my attention. I met him for my typical “pre-date-date” which is either a coffee or a drink at an early time.  This is when I […]

Summer Camp and Badass Boyfriends

Dear Diary,You know how it is when you snag a new guy and he’s one of those irresistible strong, silent types that drive you absolutely bonkers?

Let's Get Dirty

There is nothing better for my soul than gardening.  The sun is too bright for me to see the screen of my phone so I keep it inside.  The fresh air kisses my skin.  I get on my knees with my floral printed gloves and […]

The Thursday Night Booty Text

The Thursday Night Booty Text

Does he REALLY think I’m the kind of woman who would accept a text invitation for a poorly disguised booty call on a Thursday night?

Stop! You’re Making Me Blush!

Stop! You’re Making Me Blush!

Dear Diary, There are so many challenges in dating when you have kids.  When do you introduce them to your new boyfriend? Is your new suitor worth the cost of a babysitter?  What if you get stood up and you’ve paid the babysitter $40?  What […]

Love, or Something Like That

Love, or Something Like That

You know those girls who get dumped then go out with their friends and post YOLO and memes about no fucks given? I’m not that girl. I’m not chill. I don’t just roll with it.

Good Girl; Bad Dog

Good Girl; Bad Dog

So you know in the beginning of a relationship when you are trying really hard to be cool and cute and clever and to somehow give the impression you have your shit together?

The Real Reason I’m Single

The Real Reason I’m Single

Dear Diary, I can’t stand that question, “Why are you single?” Why are we so often asked tedious, intrusive questions, especially around the holidays? Why do our family members feel entitled to know intimate details of our lives? Just because they’ve known us since we […]