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Your Feminine Voice

Your Feminine Voice

There are many ways men and women are different. The voice is an obvious example. Men have deep low voices and women have higher, more airy voices. But our voices are actually different in several other, more subtle ways and once you are aware of […]

Impossible Clown Beauty

Impossible Clown Beauty

If imitation is flattery, the cartoons must be so proud. We are flawless beauty robots lacking individuality so we can imitate an extreme caricature of the female while we perform our lives instead of living them.

Your Feminine Body

Your Feminine Body

This is quite possibly the most important essay on femininity I will ever write.  If you do the things I ask you to do in this post, it will begin to change your life, for the better, immediately. You probably won’t want to do these […]

Book Review: The Pussy, by Delicious Tacos

Book Review: The Pussy, by Delicious Tacos

Tl:dr This book, The Pussy, is beautiful, stark and hilarious.  If you like Junky by William S. Burroughs; Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson, Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky,  thrill rides, dark humor and aren’t easily offended, you should buy it and read it. What is it […]

A Case for The Arts

A Case for The Arts

I read a lot about the benefits of a STEM education. There is a lot of negativity about studying the arts. In a world where making money, having power and gaining status are valued above all else, the arts, appreciation of the arts and creative […]

Size Matters

Size Matters

Dick Size Matters (as much as you let it). Okay I went for the click bait. But here you are now, reading.  Might as well finish, right? Women love to feel “full” so a larger penis will “fill” us better, more of the time. However, […]

Shit Testing. It’s What We Do

Shit Testing. It’s What We Do

There is not a woman in existence who doesn’t shit test. It’s part of our make up. We are rarely aware, in the midst of a shit test, that we are doing it. It’s organic.  I believe this comes from a woman’s deep need for […]

The Divorce Machine

The Divorce Machine

Society wants you divorced. The very fabric of our social networks support and encourage divorce and many divorces are socially executed in the same way.  It’s not a pretty story, but it’s a common one.  75% of divorces are initiated by women. And in the majority […]

Writing About Sex and Sports

Writing About Sex and Sports

Sex is one of the hardest subjects for many writers. It can be hard enough to talk about; we tend to make jokes, be evasive, fall into cliché descriptions. We love the subject but we don’t always love talking about it. Writing about it, in […]

Go Forth: A Journey South by Goldmund (Book Review)

Go Forth: A Journey South by Goldmund (Book Review)

Go Forth: A Journey South by Goldmund is a quick and dirty book about his travels to Oaxaca Mexico to “see the beautiful sights and enjoy the beautiful women.” His trip, and the book, do not disappoint as he achieves both. Goldmund’s narrative style is […]